Photography by NY-based art director, Craig Ward. I prettied them up with empty space.
Staphylococcus aureus
Also known as the pathogen that can cause staph infections and food poisoning. Oh joy!
Subway Lines:
to Times Square.
E. coli
Ah yes the bacteria found in feces, e. fucking coli. Symptoms of this infection include: abdominal cramps, fatigue, vomiting, diarrhea, bloody diarrhea, kidney failure and in some cases, death. Though not without looking like a party in your mouth hnnn.
Subway Lines:
— Nothing nice can be said about the Train.
Salmonella
As pretty as a painting. Also a leading cause of the oh-shit! disease from the consumption of contaminated food.
Subway Lines:
to Times Square.And you can read more about our charming subways from NY Mag. Wear gloves and wash your hands booboos!